PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta talk about the real scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more than just peeking. It's a whole scene. You got your everyday match, sure, but then there's the behind-the-scenes. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Say when that winger went flying into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a comic book.